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Hey, Hi, My name's Malia. I'm a nonchalant, scrupulous, enthusiastic, broad-minded stubborn pessimistic with a passion for Jurassic Park. My love for that film scares people away. Here you can find a collection of stuff I've made, like, or just stuff. Mostly stuff.
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I don’t know why brides hold the bouquet with both hands, and walk down the aisle slow and demure.

I’d rather have the lights drop, spotlight comes up on me. Strike a pose, drop the bouquet, put one hand on hip and sashay down that thing looking fierce as fuck. I paid a lot for this dress, and I am going to look amazing in it. 

That’s right kids Jesse Pinkman lived, Dexter lived, but your Mother didn’t make it. Sleep tight.
Seth Meyers on ‘HIMYM’ (via micdotcom)

(via popculturebrain)

bettyfelon:

cameron-stewart:

Batgirl #36 cover, 2014

FUCKING YES

brandomarlons:

I don’t think that people generally realise what motion picture industry has done to the American Indian, as a matter of fact, all ethnic groups, all minorities, all non-whites. And people just simply don’t realise, just take it for granted that that’s the way people are going to be presented and these clichés are just, I mean on this network every night, well perhaps not every night, but you can see silly renditions of human behaviour, the leering Filipino houseboy, the wily Japanese, the kook or the gook, black man, stupid Indian. It just goes on and on and on. And people actually don’t realise how deeply people are injured by seeing themselves represented, not so much the adults, who are already inured to that kind of pain and pressure, but children. Indian children seeing Indians represented as savage, as ugly, as nasty, vicious, treacherous, drunken. They grow up only with a negative image of themselves and it lasts a lifetime. 

Marlon Brando on why Sacheen Littlefeather presented a speech on his behalf during his Best Actor win for The Godfather at the 1973 Academy Awards

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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fuckyeahdementia:

the moth pit

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pointless-letters:

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"Morning, Margaret."

"Morning, Jim."

"New shoes, Margaret?"

"They are, Jim. Still breaking them in."

"They’re very nice. See you later, Margaret."

"Bye, Jim."

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(thanks to Sehlat over on Twitter for sending this one in!)

Love useless tips. 

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

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